Matt Wells

Matthew (Normally goes by Matt) Wells is a up and coming standup comedian who has a rough life growing up in Seattle, born with AD/HD, and Autism and diagnosed with Tourettes Syndrome at age 16 didn't stop his passion for expressing his talents and standing up for himself. When all of a sudden being in a rivalry with Jacob Sartorius caused his parents to lose respect for Matt, Matt sent out a tweet to get dirt on Jacob by saying "Jacob discriminates against the handicapped and Jews", with 45 likes and 148 retweets this lead to his eviction now living with his friends. Despite everyone calling him a liar about this incident Matt ignored that and pretended they didn't exist.

Matt has attended a special needs school from 2014-2019 and since 2019 started attending Highline Community College in Des Moines

Matt's family history comes from the south including KKK Members, a member of lynyrd skynyrd, and has family in Israel and Australia

his catchphrase for when he has to use the bathroom is "I gotta use the john" parodies the Animaniacs when Wakko Warner shouts "I HAVE TO POTTY"

and whenever he gets into fights when he wins he shouts "blood house" parodying Family Guy when Peter Griffin says "Roadhouse"

whenever he does or says something really obnoxious Matt chuckles exactly like Ernie from Sesame Street, which is revealed to be his favorite character

For 8 years Matt was bisexual, later became straight in 2019

Hobbies
 * Standup comedy
 * acting
 * social media
 * walking
 * beatboxing
 * hanging out with friends
 * standing up for himself
 * skeet shooting
 * skiing
 * archery
 * fishing
 * rapping
 * drinking Mountain Dew

Likes Dislikes
 * guns
 * cars
 * Roast Beef
 * Mountain Dew
 * Jack Daniels
 * nice people
 * being a comedic lunatic
 * beatbox competitions
 * winning
 * the Southern United States
 * California
 * Canada
 * Mexico
 * Venezuela
 * England
 * Spain
 * South Korea
 * Vape (formerly)
 * Native Americans
 * His school
 * Saudi Arabia (formerly up till 2019)
 * Isreal
 * Austrailia
 * New Zealand
 * Lebanon
 * The United Arab Emirates
 * his friends
 * trying to be a leader
 * Airplane Travel
 * Jim Beam
 * Archery (sometimes)
 * Confederate Flags (even though he is not known as a White Supremacist)
 * haters
 * people who say offensive stuff to him
 * trains (explained in the pilot, later on tolerates shorter routes)
 * rudeness
 * Spiders
 * Nazis
 * the Chinese Government
 * Vietnam
 * Panda Express
 * Coronavirus
 * Black Panthers
 * Asian Boyz (gang who ambushed him in a cutaway in "Take Down Trojan" which is the real start to his PTSD)
 * the NAACP (in the episode "misleading support group")
 * Communists
 * Terrorists
 * Furries
 * Trojan Condom ads (explained in the episode "Take down Trojan")
 * Goby (sworn enemy)
 * Frozen (movie got ruined)
 * his stupid neighbors slandering him (in the episode "The Molestation Mishap" and "red-eye fight")
 * YouTube's Demonetization Policy (in the episode "F.B.I: Fat Bald Imbeciles")
 * when the FCC censors the Confederate Flag on TV
 * New Jersey (explained in "Matt's Last Stand")